Friday, December 19, 2008

Sisters

Sister 1:Boy's hands smell bad.  And at dances the boy's armpits - I mean the boy's hands touch your armpits.  So then you have to take a bath tomorrow. Right?
Sister 2: Yes I do.  Why else do you think going to a dance would need a shower afterwards?
Sister 1: Food gets in your armpits.
Sister 2: Food does?
Sister 1: Yes!
Sister 2:Okay well then... What about the fact I that I might get sweaty dancing?
Sister 1: (long pause)  There's air conditioning.


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